March 01, 2004

Polly Polyp

I was in one of those large bookstores tonight and on a whim I walked into the Kids section and asked if they had any Parasite Pals books. The woman looked very confused and after double-checking the name appeared as though she was stifling laughter.

This has me thinking. I am considering a plan to go into the kids section of a bookstore each week and asking for some made-up series of books. Do you have the Croup Cough Kids series? Do you have Polly Polyp... the PopUp edition? Do you have Tommy Three Thumbs? You wouldn't happen to carry the Eric the Entrail series would you?

Posted by dmason at March 1, 2004 10:17 PM