July 19, 2004

YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAWWWWW!

The latest novel in the Left Behind apocolyptic jesus-fictions has been released. This one supposedly gets good and juicy with some "end game action" where Jesus piles non-Christians on his left to be pushed into the pits of hell. There is an excellent review of this book which I marked as being a "helpful" review. I have it quoted below in case Amazon decides it isn't very helpful. Thanks to my friend Joe for pointing this one out to me.



Lord Jesus I Sure Hope You Save Us!!!!!
I just dun finished this here book. Now I'll tell all ya fellas that I aint too much on book learnin or readin words but I was goshdanged by this here book. It's just like I always dun knew it was gonna be. The Lord Jesus God gonna come down here on this Earth and be a whuppin up on all those people that aint right like christians. That includes all the dirty muslins and the stoopid aytheists (can't never be spellerin that word correct-like). Anyways I only hope the Lord God Jesus's repersentive on Earth, George W. Bush, can a get this here 'pocalypse a comin soon enough. Theez damn books are a goshdamn sight better than a watchin Jerry Springer or beatin up ma kids like I usually be doin'. One of them stoopid revewers said this here book was a ritten at a sixth grader level. Well thats a bunch of spit and possum vittles. I dint even finish the fourth grade and I'm a readin it just fine. Ima just hopin somebody gonna make nifty cartoon out this here book. YEEEEEHAAAAWWWWW!!!! PRAISE JESUS!!!!!

Posted by dmason at July 19, 2004 05:22 PM