My brothers, the release of our communiqué telling the infidels that we are still strong, and we will prevail against them in Iraq and around the world has been released! Once they hear us claim the recent triumphs against those who would help them they will crawl on their knees asking their President Bush to get out of Allah's land.
Why can't I connect to the wireless? what is... hold on, here we go...
Who is this Martha Stewart!!??!!